Thursday, November 10, 2011

Canterbury Tales Casting

1.) I would give the role of the Prioress/ Nun in The Canterbury Tales to Queen Latifah. I made this decision because of the movie, What Happens in Vegas. A Prioress is a religious woman who runs a convent. Although Queen Latifah does not do that, in the movie she is a very successful marriage counselor and helps people that way. In this movie she presents her self as a very classy woman. The Prioress was presented as a very classy woman that had excellent manners. In the story it said, “No morsel from her lips did she let fall, Nor dipped her fingers in the sauce too deep; ...” (Chaucer 76). The Prioress was also a fat woman, but also very put together with her wardrobe. Queen Latifah is not the thinnest women in the world. Also, in the movie you can see how put together and elegant she looks for the most part. That is why I would cast Queen Latifah for the role of the Prioress/Nun.
2.) I would give the role of the Knight in The Canterbury Tales to Mel Gibson. I made this decision because of the movie, Braveheart. A Knight was basically a warrior in the middle ages. In this movie Mel Gibson does not play a knight, but he does play a strong-willed and brave man that is fighting for his people and his country. A knight’s job was also to fight in battles and protect the people. “To ride abroad had followed chivalry, Truth, honor, generousness, and courtesy. He had done nobly in his sovereign’s war…”(Chaucer 74). I used that quote because both the knight and Mel Gibson have those characters. Honor and courtesy are two main ones that represent both characters. The knight was also very dull dressed and wore a dark tunic. In Braveheart, Mel Gibson wore darker clothes also. They may not have been as fancy, but they were still dark. They both also had the strong manly quality to them. That is why I would cast Mel Gibson for the role of the Knight.
3.) I would give the role of the Merchant in The Canterbury Tales to John Krasinski. I made this decision because of the T.V. series, The Office. John Krasinski plays Jim on the show. To see the resemblance between these two characters is not an obvious thing, it is something that you really have to break apart. The merchant sold different things to people and that is what Jim does for his job. “This estimable Merchant so had set His wits to work, none knew he was in debt, …” (Chaucer 78). I used that quote because the merchant actually wasn’t rich, he was in debt, but nobody knew that. I could relate that to some what of a trickster to the people. Jim was also a trickster because he was always playing pranks on Dwight, another employee. Also, the merchant dressed rich with his cloth woven things that had a design and Jim dressed in a suit and tie. Although they both were not rich, that is what they were portraying by there wardrobe choice. That is why I would cast John Krasinski for the role of the Merchant.

Charlie Sheen Iambic Pentameter

Another man that I did see
On April’s road to Canterbury
Walking through the fields of green
Was none other than Charlie Sheen
Trying to find a job again
He had been fired from Two and a Half Men
Only a stripper would get him grinning
A pile of coke… duh winning
At telling jokes he was a butcher
He had been replaced by Ashton Kutcher
His whole career had been a dud
A life lived off of tiger blood

Monday, November 7, 2011

Who would I take?

If I had to travel through hell, I would take my family and Coach Morrell. I would take Coach Morrell simply because she would know every little detail about everything. Like Virgil, she would be a great guide and I would feel confident to get the same experience that Dante got with Virgil. I would take my family because I want them to have the experience. It is not a good experience, but it is one to better a person. If I got the chance to travel through hell and see so that I could change my self to be a better person, then I would want the same for my family.