Just when you thought reality T.V. could not get any better, Hrothgar’s Shore started playing on MTV. Hrothgar was the almighty gun store owner and it was his job to keep all his workers in line. Not everything went smoothly though for Hrothgar because when he fired one of his employees, Grendel, things started to go downhill.
Grendel was had the hard-six (six pack) and was a dog-magnet (girls(female dogs) wanted him). Deep down Grendel was evil and a creepy-crawler(sneaky). He only wanted to stir up trouble with the rest of the cast.
Grendel would always trash the house after coming home from a night on the town. The roommates grew sick of this and were always scared of what he was going to do when he got a little liquid courage in him. After Grendel had been kicked out of many clubs for fist pumping people in the face, the roommates decided they wanted him to go back home. Another reason they wanted him to leave was because he looked like a piece of white paper and it was embarrassing to the other pre-skin cancer members on the cast.
When the roommates sat Grendel down and told him that they wanted him to leave he went crazy! Shman, Mookie, Lena, Nennie, Pajie, and Kinny all ran out of the house to Karma because they were terrified and also because Pajie had a DJ gig. Everyone had left except Beowulf. Beowulf knew that he had to get Grendel out of the house right away for the safety of his friends.
Beowulf was a tank-grenade (super ugly), but he was probably the only person that Grendel was scared of because he was just like a flesh-chewer (shark). He was the kisser of tears(he could make everything better) in the house at the shore and he knew that he was going to succeed in getting rid of Grendel no matter what.
While Grendel and Beowulf were back at the house, Hrothgar went to Karma and saw all the roommates. They all talked about what happened and Hrothgar was very upset. He just hoped that everything would be okay and decided to stay with them for a little before going back to the shop because he forgot to lock up.
Beowulf had been watching Grendel destroy the house for about an hour before he finally stood up. He was ready to fight for his people. This terrified Grendel and he hurried out of the door to the unlocked gun shop where he got a gun. Grendel wanted to kill all the roommates just because he was just so infuriated. Beowulf was a smart guy and knew that Grendel was going to try and hurt the others so he also left and went to Karma to protect them.
When Beowulf got to the club, he saw Grendel chilling in the VIP booth just waiting to attack. Once Grendel saw Beowulf he knew that he had to act fast so he shot at him a few times with the gun. Everyone screamed and fell to the ground for safety. Beowulf stood up unharmed for two reasons. One reason being because Grendel’s aim was a little of due to one too many cocktails. The second reason was because the bullets were not able to penetrate Beowulf’s bullet proof hair. The next words that Beowulf said were, “Well I guess the gel paid off.” Grendel had run out of bullets and had no way to protect himself from what was about to come.
Everyone in the club was mad about the stunt that Grendel just tried to pull on Beowulf. Instead of beating the beat up, they all ended up beating him up.
Grendel was so ashamed and left the shore because he knew the he could not show his face at Hrothgar’s Shore ever again. All the roommates that were still on the show lived happily ever after as millionaires traveling the world.
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